Keep Them Guessing


The cool thing about blogging is it has no boundaries set. You are free to write whatever you want and people read it! Well, coming to the point; have you ever felt like a celebrity? Have you ever experience those days or months when suddenly you become the center of merry-go-round and people keep coming back with the same nosy questions? Being center of attention is probably not the chase when it comes to your personal matters.
I read a very cool strategy about handling such situations where you become the pry of your nosy relatives or neighbors. Just give it a try the next time when you face such irritating situation. Say,
“It is the policy of the United States Navy to neither confirm nor deny the existence of nuclear weapons aboard its vessels.”
When you are asked, “When are you planning to have a baby?”
Reply, ” It is the policy of the United States Navy to neither confirm nor deny the existence of nuclear weapons aboard its vessels.”
When someone ask about yours or yours husband’s salary, simply say, “It is the policy ….”
Question: When are you buying a house?
Answer: “It is the policy….”
Repeat the same answer even if they twist the question. Have fun!
Warnings:
*Keep your tone polite and fun.
*Never be rude or irritated otherwise you will give them a gossip about your outburst and you will never leave the “spotlight” for many days to come.

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