8 Ways To Super Annoy Your Husband


I was reading this post http://aopinionatedman.com/2014/06/27/for-men-only-10-ways-to-get-out-of-an-argument the other day and came up with some brilliant ideas for ladies.
1. Whenever he tries to watch TV while you want to discuss something. Stand in front of the TV and start your conversation like Newscaster.
2. If he “forgets” to cover the toilet seat. Glue the seat. He will get the lesson within 24 hours.
3. You want to take revenge? Whenever he tries to talk, open your book and act to read with some “uh-uh”, “yes, I am listening”, “hm” etc.
4. During a football match, start talking with your friend on phone, start playing candy-crush with “full enthusiasm” or just simply cut the TV cable by “accident”.
5. If he comes late in the evening and does not take even a day off. Soak all of his clothes overnight in bleach. You two will be going shopping on that day.
6. Want something from grocery and he is not going. Flush out the coffee and beer in the toilet. Now he will go.
7. Hate his friends coming home? When the doorbell rings. Go upstarts and start throwing plant-pots on their heads.
8. You try to wake him up when the alarm goes off and he does not wakes up. Buy stainless steel utensils and every time alarm goes off start throwing those utensils all over the room!

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